Friday, November 20

Seen: Killer of Sheep

I am not sure what to do with this blog. I'm thinking I'll fill it, for now, with some notes on movies, books, music, and other things I've enjoyed.

So I just finished watching Charles Burnett's Killer of Sheep, even though it's been in relatively wide release for a couple of years. I'm not sure what to say. It's three decades old but it still feels original enough it could inspire a lot of movies that are yet to be made.

There is a sequence involving a Halloween mask that could be the seed of a new genre of deadpan horror movies. There is a single-shot, slow-dance scene where next to nothing happens, but that still sets the mind spinning with all kinds of ideas.

Whenever I see a movie that feels radically original (or what's considered eccentric until it becomes mainstream), I find myself reaching for all kinds of unrelated comparisons. When Killer of Sheep ended, I tried to think of a student film that was better; I couldn't come up with one.

Then I thought of The Grapes of Wrath, simply because the vignettes in Burnett's film felt like the Depression had never ended, just retired to a few forgotten corners like 1970s-era Watts. I thought of the Wire, because of the way it snuck a camera into those corners. I thought of Shadows, because of the tone or Italian neorealism it maybe borrowed, maybe achieved. Somehow, Killer of Sheep seemed - even with the unpolished acting - to be more authentic than any of them.

I suspect the power of the movie lies in the anger that never is never made explicit. The slaughterhouse violence progresses in a revolting way as the move continues. Yet Stan seems to grow more comfortable, and even easy with it. And it's not clear whether that is a sign of his character growing, or deteriorating. The scenes of children playing, which Burnett apparently filmed documentary style, feel like a revolution trying to figure out how to happen.

Instead, it's like Burnett sits inside the camera and draws on its power. Killer of Sheep's strength lies in its ability to reach back to the idioms of great silent movies, where dialog was secondary to the story that could be told through images and gestures.

There's a father-son theme that is established early on, but pretty much climaxes in a scene where Stan's son, his father absent, unloads a box of C&H Sugar onto a bowl of Frosted Flake. It is comical, and very nearly violent. The camera angles and editing record the excess that was first celebrated/excoriated in, say, Foolish Wives. Von Stroheim may have been a huge pain in the ass, but he had enough sense to respect that scene.

Shot in 16mm, Killer of Sheep still had moments where the lighting was amazing. The opening scene of Stan's childhood. That slow-dance scene. The crap game near the end of the film. The shots of scared sheep sensing a danger that was about to reveal itself.

Then there's the soundtrack, ranging from Paul Robeson to Louis Armstrong to Dinah Washington's "This Bitter Earth" (the only song played twice and in full, which links two scenes - and two sides of Stan - in a quiet but devastating way). Silent movies had a consistent soundtrack that enhanced the images telling the story. Burnett stitched together a quilt of evocative songs that did the same. He couldn't release the movie because he couldn't afford the rights to these songs. But it's hard to imagine the movie without them.

Thursday, May 21

G-(w)izz

I had to go into Firefox's history and type into its search box "Google search". Things haven't been cleared from the cache for a bit, so smartly or stupidly I'm publishing what I found.

My first thought is that I can't remember some searches ("randy coven") or that others wouldn't make sense to anyone else without explanation (john zorn joe piscopo) or a mix of both ("I'm sorry that the Coen brothers don't direct the porn that I watch.").

My second thought, a more chilling one, is that some algorithm will figure out the thread tying all this together before I can.

My third thought is more people should try this....


σοὶ δὲ θεοὶ τόσα δοῖεν ὅσα φρεσὶ σῇσι μενοινᾷς
"12 steps to disaster"
"Alice Cooper" "Grand Canyon University"
"All of the true things that I am about to tell you are shameless lies"
"animal things" "wanna buy some"
心猿
"belbury poly"
"brownie troop fishing"
"checking file system" "the volume is dirty"
"chinese pipa" "crepuscule with nellie"
"das capital" opera
"dennis coffey"
"designated for assignment'
"Don't make another Bass guitar Mr Rickenbacker"
"electro-shock blues" you rock my world
"el goodo" dando
"Frosty the Snowman" by Leon Redbone and Dr. John
"hogan's heroes" marya
"I don't know the percentage of the Internet that's valid, do you? Jesus, it's scary."
"i got life" lyrics
"I'm sorry that the Coen brothers don't direct the porn that I watch."
"i want you back" "back to that place and time"
"Parallel Worlds, Parallel Lives."
"planetary skin"
"randy coven"
"the ascent of money"
"the exit slowdown and the venture capital landscape"
"the raspberries"
"this ain't no picnic" lyrics
"virgin mary" ebay grilled cheese
"What We Talk About When We Talk About"
“I want to touch people. I want people to TOUCH ME!!!!”
14/5.6=
150000*.28=
1994 dollar yen rates
30 year mortgage rates
50 Greatest Documentaries channel 4
60 day fannie yield
866-926-5533
abel gance napoleon
accidentally deleted "documents file" in mac osx
adagia berkeley
adamo me fecit
Africa Talks To You ("The Asphalt Jungle") ]
Alice Cooper receives honorary doctorate from Grand Canyon University
amazon Convertible Subordinated Notes
american graffiti
america will be successful because of inherent optimism
America's 10 Most Miserable Cities
andre williams
as long as the music is playing, you've got to get up and dance
babby man formed?
bandwidth test
baseball "restricted list"
baseball leverage index chart graph
baseball rule for game cancellation
berkeley housing prices
berkeley naked guy
berkeley Ned's Bookstore
berkeley tool library
best friends animal sanctuary
bill moyers yankee stadium
billcosplay
bleeding canine skin papilloma
boredoms cory and the
buddha arrow chest
budget calculators
bumper sticker generator
bush countdown
butternut squash risotto cook's illustrated
cerrito creek
charlie crews
Christus St. John Villa
chuck e weiss
citigroup "penny stock"
coco crisp
cumulative changes in ownership
dante inferno seamus heany
david simon interview generation kill
defenestrate exorcist
define: disgorgement
define: maelstrom
define:reliquary
define:truistic
do not short list nyse
Downadup worm
dylan in the summertime
ecclesiastes 5
edward sharpe
effinhella
elliott smith margaret cho
esquire "clint eastwood" "pussy generation"
everything that rises must converge
farmer's almanac
festivus
fin keheler
fred lynn
free yoshi's tickets
for emma lyrics
French Disko
fringe
further farther
gaddis
galaxy quest convention scene
gasoline prices
george pellecanos
gift x-change lyrics
google investor relations
Google apps
goya portraits
graef crystal
gran torino
griefpop
hard times
hasselhoff
happiness study poverty
hipster grifter
hold steady ybor city
homer simpson bacon
hoveround chair fraud
how to slice a mango
how to find a senior care provider
how to find the stud behind a wall
how to know if your isp is throttling you
how to prepare english peas
ideaoid
idiocracy
ilona massey
intermix spitzer
in the absence of money, people turn to power. right now, we're about to run out of money.
jack lalanne happiness
janissary
japanese "mind monkey"
jd drew
joe pass there's a reward
Joe Posnanski's The Soul of Baseball.
john zorn joe piscopo
johnny nitro and the doorslammers
kalx
katasumi
kfog maury
kris kristofferson
Krups 10 cup carafe procafe heliora
La Calunnia
lehman 158
leper with the most fingers
list of no-hitters
lola's fine dining
louis jordan
louise gluck
Louiville shampoo
Lyman Woodard
maidmarian youtube
marcel ophuls
men in japan wearing bras
min xiao-fen
money "this sucker's going down" bush
moreland arbuckle
My Music: 50's Pop Parade "try to remember"
national lampoon's vacation
neel kashkari
next wave of mortgage defaults
ningen no joken dvd
nisus writer express
olema cottages
p-r-a-w-d-a
pavement "san diego"
pavement live
Phantom planet christmas
Protecting Medicare's Power Wheelchair and Scooter Benefit
random sentence generator
red sox world series lunar eclipse
removing red wine stains
royal tenenbaums soundtrack
russell martin
seven samurai kyuzo
sidereel
soulseek trojan
Stanley 95-155 3-in-1 tripod LED flashlight
steven seagal president
stock capitulation
stock horoscopes
stoicism
summertime "billy stewart"
surfthechannel
The Cathedral and the Bazaar
the jerk tonight you belong to me
The thought of having to expend my creative energy on things that make practical everyday life more refined, with a bleak capital gain as the goal, was unbearable to me.
treme
U.S. paying Sunni fighters not to kill
unforgiven
utah
walkin' the bark rescue
ween
what is the difference between broth and stock?
what is volt var
who plays schwarzenegger on conan o'brien
will ferrell old school
world time clock
yukon cornelius
zarzuela cubana

Thursday, February 12

Hell as Mad

That post a few days back, when I cut and pasted a famous movie rant into an actual, Craigslist rant. Well, it made people kind of nuts.

I did the same thing in like 2005 when it seemed (Iraq War, Katrina) like national anger might be boiling over, just to see what the reaction would be. Then, the response was along the lines of "Hey, I haven't seen that movie in ages, but I love that scene!"

So last week, I went back to IMDB and did the same cut and paste. Until a few months ago, all the stuff about depressions and banks going bust and crime rising didn't quite make enough sense to touch any nerves.

Not this time. Not in 2009. The anger is off its leash. Below, a sampling of responses.

1.
Dood, I'm right with you on this - going crazy every single day watching this country slip away and ever so close to either a heart attack, a stroke or a nervous breakdown because I DO get pissed off - like a motherfucker....- and take it out on those close to me.

The first think to acknowledge is that liberalism is a dangerous mental disorder and common sense does not exist any more. These two examples are WHY we are where we are at this time in history. What do we do now...? Armed conflict with the government..? Peace

2.
You did mention personal responsibility? You know, the part where you talked about everyone sitting in front of the TV passively expecting someone else to handle all this shit? YOU created the crisis by following the crowd of complacency. It's somewhat late to be getting angry, the ball is on the floor.

The world appears, (on Television), to be crashing around me but oddly enough, while all of you were fucking off on the job, playing games and posting crappola on R&R while you could be contributing, I was OFF the internet during work hours WORKING to get ahead and PAYING all my bills on time. Guess what? I have excellent credit, have created the perfect budget for my needs AND got a nice juicy raise in salary last week because my Boss gets it. He gets someone like me is of extreme value in times like these.

I'm not wasting time and energy being mad over politics, I'm WORKING TO MAKE THIS PLACE BETTER FOR ALL OF US. Get off your mad ass and do something.

3.
seems like a good idea

all them screaming heads poked out windows will make nice practice targets for Prez Adolf Punkpuppet Hussein's citizen control storm troopers

4.
You do know he killed himself, right? [Note: The character didn't kill himself, but was assassinated. The actor had a heart attack.]

5.
So what. I'm going to kill myself someday soon. What on God's earth is worth living for? Nothing. There is no one worth being alive for and life is too miserable to go on. I have lost all faith in people. So what else is new? Someone please post a reason to live. Emails deleted.

6.
Perhaps you should look outside of your own misery and try to help someone else. Why don't you volunteer at a pediatric cancer ward for a few weekends, those courageous kids might teach you something about hope and humanity.

7.
Why does it always have to be about ME ME ME? Don't you think that's pretty selfish, Oh the world hates me, nobody loves me. You know before anyone else can love you, you have to learn to love yourself, you have to learn to forgive yourself. So you lost all faith in people, I would imagine people have lost faith in you as well. You know sometimes it's NOT the world that's all fucked up, sometimes we need to take a little inventory, and we find out that sometimes we are the ones that's fucked up. How about taking responsibility for ourselves, take a few human lessons and quit being a coward. Dying is easy, it's over rated, you can only do it one time. That's it.........once. If you have some problems, stop with all the gloom and doom shit. Get some help. If you are for real, go to any cop, fireman, minister, priest, and tell them what you are planning to do, believe me you will find help. There are lots of reasons to live, I can't think of many reasons that I would die for. If you are a troll, hey fuck you.
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Monday, February 9

Why I Can't Watch CNBC

This fracassette on cnbc made me think of the seven samurai scene when Kyuzo is forced to take on the shrieking guy with the sword.

I hope this clip will be around for a while bueause I want to come back a few years later and see if it looks as mad as it does right now.

Sunday, February 1

What Do We Do Now?

I don't have to tell you things are bad.

Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job.

The dollar buys a nickel's work, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it.

We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be.

We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy.It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.'

Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone.

I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad.

You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!'

So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!'

I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!'

Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!...

You've got to say, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it!

I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"


(N.B. Yes, Mr. Beale from Network. It's timely again, so I cut/paste and posted on Craigslist. And here.)

Thursday, January 8

A Few Words on Aging and Death

"Is it getting heavy? Well, I thought it was already as heavy as can be." - The Flaming Lips

"Don't get old, Kevin." - Richard Devorski.

62 years ago, Tony Martin recorded "To Each His Own" in the same year the Mills Brothers and a few others cut competing versions. Tonight, I caught Martin - at 94 - on public television singing "Begin the Beguine" and accompanied by an orchestra two generations his junior.

You should check him out. His hair is as gray as the fog that blankets San Francisco. He looks shrunken and a tad unsteady inside his pressed suit. His voice sounds stately if slightly stale as he still hits the notes. But if you see him just so, he looks damn good.

I've collected a decent share of music from the 40s, but I've never really listened to Tony Martin before tonight. In that river of images flowing past our remote controls, he stood out because he reminds me of my Dad, 12 years younger and a life of good eating and excercise behind him - and, this past decade, battling Parkinson's. His own tailored look of shrunken inside a good suit.

I spent decades without knowing, intimately, someone with a disease like Parkinson's. If you do, you understand it means each day steals something else you had taken for granted every earlier day of your life. It's brutal but not sudden, a sinister mix of aging and water torture.

One day, a few months ago, one of my brothers heard Dad say something like "Damn Parkinson's" after he had dropped something for probably the 40,000th time. None of us had ever heard him utter a complaint before then.

Dad didn't set many records by most social yardsticks when I was growing up. We certainly weren't rich, but in our family of eight none of us knew what privation meant until we started studying new words for our college-entrance exams. He made maybe $30,000 a year then, and it was always enough for us. Today, that looks like a small miracle to me.

Once Dad faced Parkinson's, I finally started to understand the strength that was there all along. This only sunk in when I went back to Portland and bought a copy of Marcus Aurelius' Meditations, where he distills stoicism into everyday life and says, in essence: Accept what you cannot change, and do all you can to improve what you can.

Others have said this much better than I have, but few could live it better - more quietly, and therefore more powerfully - than Dad has. I mentioned Marcus Aurelius to him once, and he said he didn't know him much.

I'm sure this says more about me than it does about youth, but I'm pretty sure a younger version of me could watch a guy like Tony Martin on TV and find it kind of funny. I've actually done shit like this, and when I did I was aware that there was some kind of defensive mechanism at work. In the back of my mind I understood I too would get old, but I also knew that dwelling on that thought was somehow anathema - that laughing at it would keep it away for a while.

Later on, I moved into an apartment in the Sunset, a building where Mr. Devorski had been the manager for years. He gave me his impractical advice then. A year later, he had a stroke and moved into a nursing home. In a few more months, Richard Devorski died. I spent some time recalling our short, enjoyable conversations.

There is something in old age that is eternal, precious, and alien to the young. Something that our culture foolishly and wantonly refuses to value for what it is. No one wants to name it, yet it faithfully shows up in the final years - or moments - of life. Dad's. Mr. Devorski's. Or Uncle Jerry's.

My Uncle Jerry was a good man. He grew up with a rich history of anecdotes he could always relate with a lively fidelity. He fought bravely in World War II and came home to become a successful small businessman. One day, when he was in his 60s, his doctor told him he had advanced cancer and only three more months to live. He drove home and told his wife the news, then sat on his couch and had a fatal heart attack . Among the things I admire about him is his ability to make it to that couch.

I'll revise Mr. Devorski's advice this much: Don't get old, but whether you do or don't, approach death with equanimity and dignity. You will always lose, slowly or quickly, everything you love and hate. It won't matter if there are headlines and accolades, or simply death.

What matters is you take that well-worn path - the one where just walking it shows you learned anything worth knowing in this world.

Wednesday, December 31

Quote of the Year

Yale compiled the top ten quotes of our national annus horribilis. Other years must have spewn more stupid comments. But in 2008 they were more faithfully recorded and perfidiously repeated.

But the Yale quotes were memorable only because we made too much of them at the time. My vote goes to the nonplussed Mr. Bush (not even ranked by Yale; Letterman did much better.)
“If money isn’t loosened up, this sucker could go down.”
Thus our president kickstepped his way into a state-supported financial industry (not socialism, as so many claimed - whatever happened to 'to-each-according-to-his-need'?). You can hear a quarter century of hyperinflated Reaganism collapsing behind that faux facade of Texan straight-talk.

Wednesday, November 5

"My country has grown up."

- Maya Angelou

Thursday, October 2

More Lies About Buildings and Food


But none of this counts. Why? BINGO. If the two candidates aren't gonna mud wrestle, it's the only game in town.

Here's Bidenbingo:

Did you get Bingo? Only if you hallucinated, which seems to be the Republican way this year. (Peyote/Palin '08!) Replace the corporate logos with, I don't know, "Obama" and "McCain" and it's still a loser's card. How fucking hard is it to come up with a Bingo card that nails Biden's gaffes?

Here's the Palin card (which full disclosure requires someone saying it prompted the lame-o Biden card).

One of these cards sprouts from more fertile humor (thanks, Joe, for being so invisible these past few weeks as to be humorless). The same one was also more BINGO ready. I got the diagonal going down from upper left to lower right pretty easy. I think there may be one or two more after the transcripts are made available.

The Republicans had a lock on humor for most of these past eight years. They were clearly having much more fun. Now the fun and jokes are back to Democrats again. Fox News these days is just desperate and grim. Once it was like watching an entertaining drunk at the crest of a beer high. Now it's like watching just another stupid alcoholic in denial.

Friday, September 26

Why Online Polls Suck

"All of the true things that I am about to tell you are shameless lies." - Bokonon.

After what was supposed to be maybe the most important Presidential campaign debate of one's so-called life (and then nearly wasn't a debate at all (and then was probably the most boring debate I've ever seen (and I'm including my 10th grade tryout for the high school debate team))), here's the outcome:

Poll 1:


Poll 2:
I love the underdog, so I voted for him twice. One underdog in each poll. How egalitarian is that? (Disclosure: I prefer Drudge's c. 1993 font, but am also taken by CNN's disclaimer.)

I guess I was voting against online polls in both online polls. I always lie in them. Try it. It's fun, and it leaves you with the pleasant if transient buzz that you are on equal footing with the same cold-blooded bastards in charge of the country (or those coveting that role) who lie to you.

Someone named Zogby (clearly a made-up name - why shouldn't I lie to him, too?) asked me to participate in an online poll this week, and I told him exactly what I told the national poll who phoned me up recently and didn't even extend the courtesy of talking to me, instead making me force my telephone keypad have demographic intercourse with their database.

As a black, libertarian female CEO of a Fortune 500 company, who was born in 1912, divorced after birthing 12 children and living in rural Utah, who isn't at all worried about the economy or foreign affairs, who nevertheless feels the country is on the wrong track, and who is "not sure" about pretty much everything else in those long-ass online surveys, I have had a more than a few opportunities to speak my made-up mind. Thank you!

Oh, all right. I lied about the being black. I simply said my race was "superior" - and since that applies to any of us, I thought it was the egalitarian thing to do.

Yeah, that was wrong, but I tried to make it up on the religion question:

So polls are basically occasions to have fun with reality. Because reality will have fun with you, even if it loves to play rough and gets to make up the rulebook.

Don't believe the polls, but do fuck them up.

This is the way of Bokonon.

On Fixing Wall Street: Make the Bastards Poor

It didn't get much attention, except for a few hundred votes on Reddit, but I can't shake it from my mind.

In India this week, after a CEO laid off a bunch of workers, some of the workers beat the CEO to death. I just want to say: Under no circumstances is that right.

By the way, did you hear that Dick Fuld made$34 million (and another $490 million in Lehman stock sales) in 2007, while very nearly running a 158-year-old institution into the ground; and Jimmy Cayne got $60 million for walking under the Bear Stearns exit sign?

I’ll say it again: It’s a given that taking another's life is wrong. That's not up for debate. But just how crazy is paying CEO's more money to fail than most families will see in several generations of earnest work?

Only in the U.S., it wasn't that these top executives laid off workers. And it wasn't even that they went further and dangled their companies, their clients, their reputations and the image of their industry over a sewer grate.

No, they crossed a line. They put my income, my credit, my retirement, my hopes and dreams and future over that same rancid sewer grate. And they did it to you, too.

That was the reality that finally sank this week in as I watched the President of the United States beat me soundly around the head with fear - and, for the first time, have a strong case.

His later, memorable words - "this sucker could go down" - may turn out to be the true legacy of his administration. It may sound like what a cut-rate president would say in a Steven Seagal movie, but he finally has a pretty good point.

That was the moment I thought: Make them poor. Make all those who had a hand in the current crisis know poverty - if not for once, then once again.

Not poor as in: Don't use taxpayer money to pay them bonuses. Or as in, cap their salaries in the future. Or even, deny them last year's bonuses.

No, what I'm saying is we go all the way. If a man beats his wife, the law restrains him from going near her. If he molests a child, the law keeps him away from kids. In either case, he should pay recompense for his crime.

If he plays a major role in ruining the economy, the law should protect the economy from him.

Make them poor. Or in the common parlance: Make them more like us. Seize their assets, their savings, their houses, their planes, their executive perks, their ill-gotten gains and use that money to pay back the taxpayers who are saving their cans.

Make them start over. And for God's sake, don't let them ever work in finance again.

This may sound extreme. Nothing like this has ever been done before in U.S. history. But we've been in uncharted territory ever since the Bear Stearns bailout.

Never before have investment banks borrowed money from the Federal Reserve. Until now. Never before have bulge-bracket investment banks been told they need to look more like commercial banks. Until now.

And never before have the people who pushed the global economy to the brink for the safeguarding of their frivolous and stupid lifestyles been held accountable in a judicious way. Until now.

Let the accountable go out naked into the rotten economy they created and try to know poverty. Or if they can't stand that, let them try to find jobs that pay $44,000 a year - the average national income. Let them be middle class.

Would it kill them? Probably not. Studies show that's far above the income needed to achieve happiness.

Make them poor. Not because poor is a punishment - poor is hard, but it's not bad. But because poverty is something they obviously need to know well the next time they go making plans that are going to hurt the poor and the middle class. Which is precisely the danger our President warned us about when he finally decided what to say.

They may have been smart enough to get themselves in a bigger mess than the rest of us will ever find ourselves in. But that doesn't mean they are better than us. Or that they can't live like us.

Someone might read this and think this is an anti-business rant. I'll just say I've been covering business for nearly two decades, and that this trillion-dollar mess isn't what most people in business consider business.

What I've learned is this: Business is about success. Not short-term gain at long-term expense. But genius, and innovation, and common sense, and making and doing things that people want and need, and wild success because you've hit all those things, and more, and people love it.

But all the mistakes and missteps leading to this mess - which any intelligent person knew in his heart at the time was a mistake and a misstep - that’s not business. It's sort of a cancer on business.

And now that it's up to the average U.S. household to pay $10,000 to clean the global carpet that Wall Street has soiled, maybe it wouldn't be totally crazy to leave on the table the option of a sound beating for those responsible.

It may not be totally crazy, but it also wouldn't be right. Maybe the right thing is to simply ask the guilty to walk a while in our shoes.